After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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