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  I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.

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• That's because you're in the Portland/Seattle area, the breeding ground of the metrosexual hipster. Those pretentious douchebags wouldn't know what to do with quality female companionship if it walked up and smacked them in the junk. Too busy unpraising the latest microbrew and sneering at the latest indie album.\n\nCome to Toronto. We love sexually aggressive women. On our penises.

  Submitted by technoir on Jul 30, 13 at 8:17am

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• Be proud

  Submitted by taterslc on Jul 30, 13 at 8:59am

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• If you're anywhere close to Portland, then you're doing it wrong.

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jul 29, 13 at 7:12pm

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• There are plenty of men, they just smell teh crazy on you from a mile away and flee.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 29, 13 at 6:37pm

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• You actually do sound like one. Wanting to bang but no one wanting you haha

  Submitted by ck24 on Jul 29, 13 at 9:58pm

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