Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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