You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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