these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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