it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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