I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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