Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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