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  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:41pm
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    i guess since i'm 22 I can never post a text saying i'm high...?

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:24am
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    Been there

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:55pm
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    Ohhhh new hampshire. We really are so brilliant

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:19pm
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    you don't necessarily have to be high to do that. (experience)

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:43am
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    1043 then why the fuck are u still here?

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:46pm
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    You're an idiot, OP. Hahah.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:14pm
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    Oh "these pretzels are making me thirsty" is from a tv show? I thought it was just another stupid troll.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:10am
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    1051: i just want to let you know that you are retarded. i can't even begin to explain the stupidity of your post.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:51am
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    gee 1043 because last time i looked im living in a democracy, and i have not only the choice to be where i want, read what i want, but WRITTE WHAT I WANT and what most of us want is tfln to get back to being funny and original. you were still being breast fed about a year ago, so you wouldnt have been allowed on line. mommy was putting you in your little cribby

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:14pm
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    You're not high, you're just stupid.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:29pm
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    ok, they're high, not drunk, how many people don't get that. Your brain is still functional when you are high, therefore you can still do everyday tasks, unlike drinking, which shuts down parts of your brain, making basic functions difficult. Also, honestly who the fuck can't tell the difference between a hair tie and a pretzel when they're high? Did you drop acid, or eat boomers before smoking?

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:46am
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    i am perfectly capable of texting when I'm high 7:33

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:19pm
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    Well, quit getting high, dumbass!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:32pm
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    I did the exact same thing with a bottle cap last night. It's really confusing when you chew the pretzel but it just hurts...

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:33am
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    If he's this high, how was he able to perfectly spell this text? How was he even able to send it?

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:18am
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:56am
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    Wow 10:51, you are the dumbest mother fucker on this site. And this text is stupid and fake, when you get high you don't acknowledge "how high you are" when you do stupid shit.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:42am
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    Pretzels aren't good for cottonmouth! Haha

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:47pm
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    according to 10:43 only 11 year olds say they're high

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:10pm
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    The lamest TFLN always Include something like I'm so high or I was so high.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by bird1223 on Jan 23, 10 at 6:41pm
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    hahahahaha

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:55am
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    Oh I get it because he was so high the hair tie looked like a pretzel! -Jeff

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:02am
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    Ha ha. My honest opinion is that being high cannot get you to that state. Just trying to be funny.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:36am
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    11:18 ahahhahahahhahaha sienfeld

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:47pm
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    or get high for that matter

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:50am
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    I was under the impression that tfln was a bunch of other irresponsible college kids, like me... turns out it's me and a bunch of lame middle schoolers. this one's funny. you all suck.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:44pm
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    Getting high really isn't what it's cracked up to be. Everytime I used to blaze and pop pills, I would fuck up in school and giggle all the time. I stopped doing drugs about nine months ago. Guess who has straight A's a good social life, finally?! My parents are also proud of me for the first time ever. It's worth quitting.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:43am
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    oooh, your sooo high your some 11 year old moron thinking 'ooh im cool for saying that on here big fucking deal this site blows