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  • 83 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:17am

    You can't go without the scratch-and-sniff test

  • 74 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:31am

    I would scream "IT'S ALIVE" and either run screaming from her place or kick her out of my house. Then I'd slightly rofl, and head to the hospital. But what would you say to your friends? lol

  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:20am

    Is this why so many dudes never bother to learn how to use those fingers for pleasure??

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:05pm

    dammit i thought it was for pleasureable foreplay all those times i feel decieved

  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:51am

    Ha ha, no doubt. But it's all good until you one day lose a finger on one of those covert missions.

  • 59 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:13am

    Ha, how would either of you react to the guy losing a finger in that situation? Too funny.

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:28pm

    ive done this on dudes for the small dick test...

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:19pm

    There's nothing like the hand test

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:10am

    I've not heard wiser words in a long time!

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:15pm

    exactly, gotta send in the light recon infantry before you bust out the heavy artillery

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:27am

    Recon the landscape - got to make sure you're clear for landing.

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:37pm

    My wife thought I made that up & that I was lying about it! The finger sniff test. Finger Recon does sound better. :D

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:15pm

    Haha, girls do the same thing.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:19pm

    My friends and I call this move "the canary". You gotta send the canary down into the mine first. If it dies, you don't go down that mine. P.S. I'm not a dude.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:18pm

    better to lose a finger than your penis

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21am

    This post is making me paranoid.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:27pm

    ha ;) this is so true...If you can't find it on the first try, walk away...

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:35am

    haha girls do this for guys to check out size too!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:40pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I will forever be watching for this move!

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:05pm

    LMAO the text was great, but I loved all the military talk afterwards, hahaha

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:51am

    That's awesome! Well played.

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:19am

    Hahaha the "dip

  • 49 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:05pm

    I just laughed out loud so hard the entire office had to read this shit. Love it. And YES ladeis EVERY guy does this in some way.