so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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