Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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