when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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