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  • That person shouldn't even be going to college... I'm pretty sure he's retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:55am
  • Haaaaaahaaaaa. Life really is a bitch, I get rejected but someone who is not only poor at spelling but uses the word LOL gets accepted. Ouch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:19am
  • Literally every single person who has posted before me is a total dumbass. How is that possible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:27am
  • too bad everyone who lives in nebraska gets accepted into the universities.

    Submitted by collysto on Feb 11, 10 at 8:52pm
  • Aggies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Wow representing Omaha well!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:28am
  • Rofl why were you accepted again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Wow.... Fucking retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:47am
  • Hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:22pm
  • Hmm can anyone say first semester fail out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:00pm
  • SUUUUUUUUUUH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:02am
  • I agree with 12:24... 12:32 you probably don't have many friends... All people are trying to say is that they come on this site for entertainment and some pay .99... This text wasn't worth .99... Like most texts on here. That's it that's all ppl are trying to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:38am
  • Better add a dictionary to ur book list

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:23pm
  • i probably know these guys.. failure. props to the second guy, though

    Submitted by fuhlaffle on Jan 12, 10 at 12:28am
  • No, I meant excepted.... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:46am
  • Tfln is messing up quotation marks today. I think it was supposed to say "accepted."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:10am
  • university of nebraska at lincoln

    Submitted by raychul99 on Jan 12, 10 at 12:05am
  • If Jeff were here he could help a few people understand why it's funny... oh well: Oh I get it, it's funny because the person was laughing at being accepted by a dumbass college, only they said "excepted" which means the opposite of "accepted", and their friend saw the irony and pointed it out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:05am
  • I love this only because i go to UNL

    Submitted by caleighdian09 on Jan 12, 10 at 3:42pm
  • and you mean "accepted." you fucking rednecks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:38pm
  • Lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:02pm
  • This was on College Humour about 3 days ago..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:39am
  • U obviously thought the comments were worth reading? Continue on....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:02am
  • Hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:49am
  • omg. that's hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:20am
  • I'm pretty sure it's quote accepted unquote..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:40am
  • Ya why are u posting comments and telling other people not to? Hypocrit much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:03am
  • What the fucks unl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:03am
  • Get a life people, just read and go on. Don't dwell ponder and obsess over every post. If it's not funny go on to the next one. Who gives a damn if it's real or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:58am
  • its here because the person cant spell...catch up boys

    Submitted by daguze on Jan 12, 10 at 12:16am
  • 828 Omaha isnt the only city on 402 I will eat your children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:21am
  • I didn't say not to post comments, I don't understand why everyone gets so worked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:06am
  • Fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:51am
  • failtacularrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:40am
  • For fucks sake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:26am
  • hey 2:50am why do you still have it smart ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:07am
  • Your funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:52am
  • Really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:38am
  • I love this one only because i go to UNL

    Submitted by caleighdian09 on Jan 12, 10 at 1:27pm
  • I will eat your children\n- great use of baseball coach quote

    Submitted by baseballstud on Dec 17, 10 at 3:46am
  • Aggies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Win lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:14pm
  • WTF...this makes no sense whatsoever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:07am
  • That says a lot for unl eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:02pm
  • How tragic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:24pm
  • wow...glad to know i go somewhere where the incoming class is intelligent...

    Submitted by mrMagnetic on Jan 14, 10 at 3:15pm
  • we used to blame the texts for shitty tests, now we only have the dumb ass hs-ers who mod this garbage.

    Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 12, 10 at 1:52am
  • I am hotter than phone sex with a blind girl!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:42am
  • Pen15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:08am
  • Remember when all you guys did nothing better than commentate on fucking text messages...you're the one reading the website and then passing judgement. You're just a bad...plus, people from for 402 are as dumb as...well, you fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:33am
    • You probably submitted this dumb as text. If you actually found this funny you are most likely to young to be on this site.

      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 12, 10 at 12:48am
  • LMAO IDIOT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:42am
  • Lmao!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:00pm
  • We're witnessing the fall of civilization.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:57am
  • your mom VV

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:33am
  • I'm pretty sure it would be so ur right, captain fuckface

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:08am
  • Nebraska Represent!!!

    Submitted by sheehy21 on Mar 26, 10 at 3:49pm
  • what the fuck? how is this even anything? not only is it not funny, its just lame. if youre gonna make fake texts, at least make them funny dog gammit! seriously people, come on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:25am
  • Why the fuck is this here???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:07am
  • Vagina master

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:12am
  • University of national losers. Fuck this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:05am
  • This text sums up most of the student population of UNL. You know the N in UNL stands for "nowledge" right?

    Submitted by 2Girls1CupLeft on Jan 12, 10 at 12:37pm
  • see what I did I put bawls not balls just like this text. and it's still fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:01am
    • writing bawls instead of balls is not the same thing, so ur right--what you said is not funny. accepted and excepted are two different words and if you dont know the difference you probably shouldn't even be going to college, even a state school..much less laugh about it. is everyone on this site 14 years old or are you just fucking stupid?

      Submitted by mayo on Jan 13, 10 at 12:51am
  • Thats why he was accepted there. It's UNL people.

    Submitted by Emily1492 on Mar 21, 11 at 12:47am
  • you automatically get accepted freshman year into unl if you took four years of math and two forgein langue. haha dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:50pm
  • I never said I didn't get it you ignorant fool... I just said it wasn't funny... I've got a brain I'm working on a masters to show it... Face it this text is not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:34am
  • my bawls itch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:00am
  • Hahahahahahahahahhs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:32pm
  • This app has gotten so shitty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:50am
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