Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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