You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by SextsFLN on May 28, 10 at 10:22pm

    "Got herpes on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what STIs the next four years will hold."

  • Submitted by Herschel on May 28, 10 at 10:18pm

    Congratulations, you managed to get highschool boys interested in sex.

  • Submitted by georgiag on May 28, 10 at 11:49pm

    Have fun sucking off Frat fags who wont remember your name!

    • 43 60
      Submitted by theriseofcolin on May 29, 10 at 12:25pm

      have fun wishing you were getting sucked off...

  • Submitted by Brilina on May 28, 10 at 10:15pm

    The list is endless in the world of a slut.

  • 90 51
    Submitted by jmay5 on May 28, 10 at 10:55pm

    STD's. Have fun slut.

  • 83 51
    Submitted by ashpoop on May 28, 10 at 11:23pm

    Wow. You're gross.

  • Submitted by dani24 on May 29, 10 at 3:43am

    I seriously love that every one is so\nhard pressed on calling this girl a slut, etc. and making such a big deal out of "making out" with different people. Guys get away with whatever they want, and as soon as a girl is honest about stuff she is gross. Ita stupid. Making out doesn't get anyone pregnant or give them an sti, so everyone\nneeds to chill out and stop automatically extrapolating what she does or will do.

    • 28 41
      Submitted by Nix on May 29, 10 at 6:51pm

      Because when you're making out with a college guy... there is no possible way they are ever trying to get you into bed with them. If you're snogging 3 guys in once night, it's almost inevitable something will happen with one of them. Just saying.

      • 42 57
        Submitted by dani24 on May 30, 10 at 1:31am

        just because someone tries to get you in bed with them, doesn't mean you actually have to. sure there's a chance of it, but there are a lot of cock teases in the world, just sayinggg.

        • 40 64
          Submitted by Nix on May 30, 10 at 1:58am

          True, but if you're making out with three guys in one night, I don't think your morals are very high. And, I don't know how it is where you are, but here, if you kiss three guys in one night, you might as well have slept with them cause you're a skank.

  • 82 79
    Submitted by texter101 on May 28, 10 at 11:39pm

    wow... she MADE OUT with 3 guys in one night... pretty sure that's not how you get pregnant

    • 43 46
      Submitted by lovelyguns on May 29, 10 at 2:13am

      correction: she made out with three guys the FIRST night. just wait for it...

      • 39 44
        Submitted by Tpants on May 29, 10 at 7:41am

        smooth... very smooth

  • 65 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 28, 10 at 10:19pm

    Just consider them for slut orientation.

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 10:43pm

    Oh how I have missed summer orientation..

  • 67 63
    Submitted by jerseeeygirl on May 29, 10 at 7:53am

    Making out doesn't make you a slut, sleeping with three guys on the first night would be slutty!

  • 66 62
    Submitted by libragrl on May 29, 10 at 4:55am

    Ya. Frat slut in waiting.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by thetrails on May 28, 10 at 11:36pm

    You're going to get pregnant next year for sure. Maybe you should reconsider this whole college thing before you have to drop out anyway.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by ashcdennis on May 29, 10 at 1:22am

    i see some jealous assholes on this site

  • 53 44
    Submitted by ginzo91 on May 29, 10 at 8:16pm

    this is definitely for Camp War Eagle.

    • 31 56
      Submitted by cartmanlover69 on May 29, 10 at 9:40pm

      I hope it was CWE and not Bama Bound. I was in ttown for Honors College orientation and there were nooo cute guys. So.. keep it classy!

  • 67 72
    Submitted by 22mirabal on May 29, 10 at 7:21am

    Keep calling her a slut and a whore guys, she's still getting more than you. Haha

  • 58 61
    Submitted by jasboo on May 29, 10 at 1:53am

    i hope you're going to my school....

  • 54 55
    Submitted by SEV on May 29, 10 at 2:13am

    3 babies

  • 54 56
    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on May 29, 10 at 6:24am

    Thumbs down to you, you Outbreak monkey.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by lilmissunshine on May 28, 10 at 11:07pm

    Slut..

    • 36 59
      Submitted by mle97 on May 30, 10 at 8:57am

      Dick

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Nix on May 29, 10 at 6:49pm

    I feel uncomfortable when sluts are younger than me.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by STD on May 29, 10 at 9:35am

    Agrees with ash and dani and 22

  • 52 57
    Submitted by nemo85 on May 29, 10 at 10:17am

    Am I the only one who is pretty sure this came from a dude?

  • 46 52
    Submitted by assholebutt on May 29, 10 at 11:44am

    Quick, race to see how many illegitimate children you can orphan while you're there! Go go go go go!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by HarryCallahan on May 29, 10 at 3:41am

    You going to JSU?

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 5:37am

    Hahaha sounds like we have a lot of jealous freaks who can't get any! Props to you!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by ZackOnTrack on May 29, 10 at 1:25am

    Wow, whatta ho hahaha

  • 40 47
    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 29, 10 at 2:11am

    Including that precious baby you'll end up with. Good luck.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by uAllSuck on May 29, 10 at 3:53pm

    Herpes, crabs, chlamydia, gonorrhea, etc.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by motofuck on May 28, 10 at 11:48pm

    How do you comment on a comment on here?

    • 35 51
      Submitted by bigman on May 29, 10 at 12:39am

      it must be some cryptic super secret, super hard mechanism that only the best or the best can untangle. and not a big red button that says "reply" or anything like that

  • 60 90
    Submitted by alias777 on May 28, 10 at 10:15pm

    First

  • 46 63
    Submitted by hotlanta on May 29, 10 at 1:13am

    I'm assuming you're in Tuscaloosa. Keep it classy!

  • 45 63
    Submitted by drummerboy351 on May 29, 10 at 8:15am

    Penicillin, lots of penicillin...

  • 47 68
    Submitted by mrt0002 on May 29, 10 at 3:37pm

    uah?

  • 42 58
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 28, 10 at 11:29pm

    Look for dome men next time..tramp!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by cowgrl3b on May 29, 10 at 2:48am

    Whore

  • 41 58
    Submitted by trombonewdb on May 29, 10 at 1:56am

    Amen to that!!!

  • 60 97
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 28, 10 at 11:49pm

    Slut, noun: Someone who is having more sex than you are but not with you.\n\nMock her all you want, guys. She's still getting laid more than you.

    • 40 57
      Submitted by bigman on May 29, 10 at 12:41am

      when is it any kind of accomplishment for a girl to get laid...all she has to do is offer n she will get a long line of ready n willing takes

    • 27 65
      Submitted by lovelyguns on May 29, 10 at 2:17am

      the sad part is that she'll end up getting a reputation that no girl wants to keep...

    • 31 53
      Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 1:46am

      um ever hear of anyone having morals? like, there are people out there who don't live their whole lives just looking for a fuck with any disgusting stranger they meet? your life is sad, bro.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by spankyuno on May 29, 10 at 4:36am

    Must b alot of virgins commenting on this post, or so it sounds, so what if the girl "made out" woopty shit, virgins or popular ppl haters and your classifying this girl... Anyone of u looser fucks would do the same If u had half a chance

  • 37 53
    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on May 30, 10 at 9:54am

    HaHa this is very close to my college. Like 20 miles from my university. Nice !! Way to keep it classy Alabama.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by codii on May 30, 10 at 4:06am

    You're gonna wind up pregnant or have some sort of STD or vd!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by hellbillyngr on May 29, 10 at 1:12am

    bigman- motofuck is probably using the iPhone app and not on the actual website. there is no big red fucking button that says reply. don't be a douche.

    • 41 67
      Submitted by bigman on May 29, 10 at 2:34am

      i appreciate the shout-out...i love seeing my name in print

  • 34 50
    Submitted by toohighrightnow on May 31, 10 at 8:05pm

    I am ridiculously jealous and can't wait for my orientation!

  • 39 65
    Submitted by niceman on May 29, 10 at 12:24pm

    You sexy slut, thousands of big penises await you.

  • 55 97
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 28, 10 at 10:16pm

    Third

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 12:05am

    Wow some of you take these way to serious. If you don't want to read them then delete the app... It would be boring without random shit like this posted.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by tehOPEologist on May 29, 10 at 3:35pm

    dani24: newsflash! you can get ghonorhea of the mouth by making out. just goes to show how much of an ignorant slut you are as well. GG.

    • 35 39
      Submitted by dani24 on May 30, 10 at 1:33am

      bahaha, i'm glad i'm a slut just because i'm sticking up for someone who is only making out with people. just goes to show how big of an ignorant ass you are by assuming you know anything about my sexual life.

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Erykah on May 29, 10 at 1:50am

    Moto con't: I haven't been able to figure that out on iPhone app, either. Got cut off before.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Erykah on May 29, 10 at 1:48am

    Moto: I'm on the iPhone app

  • 30 54
    Submitted by slygrrl on Jan 1, 11 at 8:34am

    @ 10:22- hahaha!!! just what i thought, "think of all the joys next year will hold... like herpes!" FTW!

  • 39 75
    Submitted by blondebabe90 on May 29, 10 at 1:25am

    Hmm well I went to UAB transfer orientation last night and there was defintely no time for that. Sooo it wasn't UAB.

    • 44 42
      Submitted by lovelyguns on May 29, 10 at 2:15am

      i'm pretty sure it was freshman or... lot more free time

  • 42 82
    Submitted by itsajoke on May 28, 10 at 10:31pm

    People who make fun of these texts obviously don't get any.\nespecially you sexts

  • 22 43
    Submitted by meganlaughing on May 31, 10 at 9:37pm

    welcome to Bama honey 4 years of fun and sin await you.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by JTGrogan on May 30, 10 at 12:33am

    Got my abbreviation for sexually transmitted disease right the first night of college orientation. Just imagine what the next four years will hold.

  • 24 52
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 2, 10 at 1:38am

    Stripper in training? I think so. Still, good for you.

  • 32 68
    Submitted by LindseyVolt on May 29, 10 at 3:20am

    Hey hey,\nI'm a new blogger and I write about everything and anything that happens to me\nI plan on being completely and brutally honest with you while talking about school, work, relationships and everything in between.\n\nI'm just looking for a little support and would love for you to check out my blog here:\nhttp://singleandnaked.blogspot.com/

  • 37 80
    Submitted by texter101 on May 28, 10 at 10:47pm

    Herschel... I'm pretty positive high school boys have been interested in sex long before college orientation...

    • 41 62
      Submitted by mandyyy on May 28, 10 at 11:11pm

      sarcasm: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. synonyms include - derision, mockery, ridicule, scorn, sneering, scoffing; irony; cynicism

  • Submitted by sjg on May 28, 10 at 10:55pm

    when you look like a slut and act like one, don't go crying and looking for empathy when you get raped in college

    • 35 58
      Submitted by arthurlux on May 28, 10 at 11:47pm

      So basically, you believe people should be held responsible for other people's actions?

      • 34 63
        Submitted by bigman on May 29, 10 at 12:44am

        now i now im gonna get plenty of hate for this n im NOT saying its always the girls fault but...if i have a rolls royce n i leave it parked in a bad neighborhood....what would i expect to happen

        • 42 46
          Submitted by mday24 on May 29, 10 at 6:25pm

          Girls gotta be smart. I know it's a stretch sometimes, and it's hard to see through the makeup caked on their faces, but don't go asking for trouble and surprised when you get it. It's not always the girl's fault but I'm sure sometimes it is. Whatever... Girls like this are the ones who have no self-control or respect for the value of physical intimacy.