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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:34pm

    i assume while she was driving you to day care

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:03pm

    What are you 5??? Grow the fuck up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:01pm

    Indonesia is part of Asia...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:03pm

     Respect your mother, asshole! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:59pm

    9:59. Get a life. I STARTED at 13

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:05pm

    Da fuck kind of perverse lameass are you....?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:41am

    LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D 901, suck my dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:58pm

    I came in my moms hair. She was made that I didn't get it all in her mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:44pm

    Respect your mom....geez.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:34pm

    Hahahahahahahaha I cried from laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:16am

    I can't believe 597 people thought this was a good night. I remember when I had my first beer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:46am

    ahahahahhah wow this made me laugh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:44pm

    That's wrong... And funny At the same time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:05am

    It's a joke website. I'd you don't have a sense of humor read a fucking book. This is hilarious btw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:30am

    haha stupid hoe probably deserved it haha. I kno my mama does.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:36pm

    Soviet Russia booger puts hair you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:25pm

    10:10..... Um, wow. Just wow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:31pm

    Not gonna lie, one of the few TFLN's to make me laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:08am

    Clearly, 9:01 has either a small penis or he does not receive enough attention at home.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:28pm

    Hahahaha I love indiana

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:11pm

    Soooo lame. That's your fucking mom. If it was someone you didn't get along who isn't family I might laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:56pm

    Everybody thinks they know the difference between your and you're but they always make assumptions about the context and FAIL! (not sure how to spell assumptions.... Guess I fail a little too or maybe to?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:34pm

    Fucking beaners from Texas do this shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:09am

    I came in ur moms hair.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:30pm

    FIRST. hahha, so gayyy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:54pm

    Way to be trashy in your trailer Indy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:27pm

    not sure which is funnier; that some people don't know the difference between your and you're, or that some one thought indigionese was a reference to Indonesia. Get a dictionary for God's sake!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:11pm

    I did the same thing But it was in her bush !!! The real slim shadie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:43pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS FIVE?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:45pm

    what are you? like...2?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:45pm

    Who's having contractions? Where are these shows your talking about? It's not my turn to buy, it's you're turn to buy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:47am

    This text was lame immature and idiotic... 10.17 even tho that's pretty immature too it fucken made me laugh... One of the best mom calls I've heard for some time! Ur a ledge!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:13pm

    hahahaha you people are so pathetic. this is funny get a sense of humor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:58am

    Texts from 10 yo. Are not funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:53pm

    this text was great. oh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:13pm

    Your mom raped me The real slim shadie !!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:00am

    Wtf 901? Jesus fucking Christ, when people can't find anything to be pissed about they invent new things to fight about. Calm the fuck down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:01am

    To 7:33, I hope you shit your pants at work today. O wait, you're probably a 13 y.o. girl, in which case, I hope u shit your pants and discharge period blood all over the school. Maybe the kids calling you Carrie will send you into such a deep depression that you will never again say, "lol'd"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:28pm

    WATTS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE? AREN'T THEY THE SAME?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:17pm

    I just put semen in her vajayjay Quite the day for her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:17pm

    haha 9:44 da (wo)man

  • Submitted by imamilea on Mar 28, 10 at 2:41pm

    As I read your dumbass text, I imagined you in mid 20's with remnents of semen still on your hands from the hand job you gave yourself the night before while looking at pics of Miley Cyrus!!! What a douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:45pm

    You wanna get high? -Towelie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:46am

    This is so disgusting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:17pm

    Lmfao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:11pm

    it's a fucking catalina wine mixer!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:57pm

    thanks for sharing u really improved life as we kno it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:02pm

    1056...I make no assuptions, and that particular poster doesn't provide context, and I can only hope that we all know (I'm continually amazed that many do not) the difference between 'your' and 'you're'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:35pm

    Use your mom to GET SOME! -Bradley

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:35am

    Hahahahhahahahahahahaha funniest shit I've heard ALL day! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:43am

    hahahahhaha I just shit my pants because of this text. but 90% of you need to relax and get a sense of humor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:00am

    Your an asshole!!! End of story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:25am

    Someone stopped maturing at 6 years old.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:28am

    WTF do you have against Texas and Hispanics but chill your nuts just cause my dick is bigger then yours doesn't mean you have to hate me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:57am

    Sofa king we todd ed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:02am

    (insert shartwheel here)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:19pm

    You don't want to even know what she put in your Fruity Pepples asshole