In the future we'll all be gay
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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