Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
they need to just BURY HIM!
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
organizing the empties. That sober.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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