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  • 55 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:41am

    12:38 very true some girls just have the right moves

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:42am

    Yeah lighten up 7:18. This website is full of examples of why this country is 'on its way to the bottom' and someone who uses slang should be the least of your concerns. If you're so worried about the state of this country either get out or try to fix it. I'd suggest starting somewhere other than a website.

  • 52 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:24am

    Chris Rock said it best: "Just because he came doesn't mean you made him cum."

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:38am

    Not true 12:33(1) I've been with girls who can get me off in minutes and ones who can't get me off if they had all day.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:58am

    I hate guys who can't control their load. They'd better be going down on me to make up for it.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:34am

    The only time a guy "cant" control it is when he is either inexperienced or deosn't care to. Simply take longer deeper breaths and you can last forever.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:52am

    A gentleman always finishes last

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:12am

    U should have sucked his cock to make him hard again

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:53am

    I would have had u doggystyle!

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:17am

    1AM, don't start writing "proceeded to," it makes you sound like a moron.

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:07am

    little boys need to learn some manners

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:27am

    2:45, you mean rapies.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:45am

    1:12- that just made me reeeaaaally horny!!

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:04pm

    9:41 You got it all figured out! Damn, you are so cool!! Why couldn't I think of that cheesy line?

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:45am

    2:42 proudly endorses roofies.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:33am

    Coming in three minutes never means the girl is "that good." It means the boy is that BAD.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:19am

    1:12 Bah. Proper protocol would be to eat her out until he was hard again.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:00am

    at first i saw his face and said is something wrong? and he proceeded to explain to me that he had just came and the condom was all messy, would i like to try again for my pleasure?

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:04am

    7:18 Good job pointing out the one thing wrong with my sentence. I d0nt typ3 lyk3 dis, so get off my back. I'm very intellectual, I just like the way some slang words sound.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:37am

    Girls have a huge effect on speed. Each guy has his things that get him off..Mine are the girl getting into it ie moaning, getting super wet, dirty talk. If she is a dead fish in bed or too self conscious to let herself get into the moment, then it really isnt that fun

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:46pm

    Let's try this again .... I knew a woman who gave her husband 45 seconds to cum then he had to stop. Nice wife !!! I guess either she didn't like sex much or like sex much with him lol!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:43am

    That means u need to do it again..lol

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:32am

    Hilarious. Best friends are great. :)

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:32am

    yeah it sucked pretty bad

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:59am

    Do it moooore with him... Or giv him ur hot friends

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:53am

    It's his fault... Hate guys who blame the chick lol

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:48am

    What is dryhumping ?

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:41pm

    Sex is a race, and i play to win

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:01am

    Bummer. Better luck next time.

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:44am

    even tho i was on my back the whole time. maybe he just needs to find a girlfriend.

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:33am

    Lol he gave you an excuse.

  • 22 29
    Submitted by hmmsoyea88 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:54pm

    This could of been me

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:33am

    Hey all you dip shits who are saying hit it as quick as you can and move on to the next one. Well I'll be the guy that your girlfriend banging on the side because you can't step up to the plate!! So I don't want to hear your crying later on in life you fucken two pump chimps!!

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:43pm

    I knew a woman who only gave get husband 45 SECONDS to get

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:10am

    12:41 Jerkin' it feels way different!

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:44am

    if you really meant anything to him, he would have lasted longer. This is a fail for the OP

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:42am

    pump 'em and dump 'em. Get in, get off fast, and get the hell out so you can move to a fresh bitch

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:43pm

    Off then he had to stop!!!!

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:55am

    well I haven't had sex in oh say 6 summers, but i bet i could still last longer. Unless the girl is real good lmao.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:41am

    Uh, did he not masturbate all summer as well?

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:18am

    <<>> Uh, what is "tryna"? Oh, you meant "TRYING TO".... No wonder this country is on its way to the bottom....

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:47am

    when I masturbate I don't spend a lot of time introducing my hand to my cock. The girl is just some fresh meat so I can get off without doing it myself. Do it fast and move on, bro

  • 25 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:49am

    Maybe he's a speed fucker. You both were tryna get off, don't be mad because he beat you. My girlfriend always finishes before me, so we never have this problem.