so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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