TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
handjob tips. give me some.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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