Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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