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  • 96 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:02pm

    The real question is why you made him choose. Sex or HIMYM? No. Sex *and* HIMYM. That said, yeah, he's a retard.

  • 89 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:20pm

    If you were a good girl friend you should have blown him while he enjoys the joy which is how I met your mother

  • 84 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:43pm

    That is legen.. wait for it.. dary!

  • 88 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:58am

    I would love it if he was watching the episode about the 'sexless innkeeper' while making the texter a sexless innkeeper. That would be awesome.

  • 86 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:25pm

    Hahaha but who doesn't love how I met your mother?

  • 85 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:16am

    I'm sorry but unless you give amazing head, or your the best fuck ever. It can wait till after How I Met Your Mother.

  • 80 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:59pm

    Dude. That show is I'll. And your probably ugly as fuck too

  • 88 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:05pm

    that's because how i met your mother is hotter than you

  • 73 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:36am

    This guy made the right call.

  • 87 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:31pm

    Fuck while watching the show!

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:05pm

    Michael Patrick Harris? not so much.

  • 87 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:43pm

    That's because HIMYM is Awesome. Hi-five? Now suit up and get yourself a real man.

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:44pm

    I think I have swine flu

  • 86 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:59pm

    That show rules. Why don't u just undo his pants, get it ready and go to town. If he still doesn't wanna fuck then he's a flamer and you should lose him...or get better at sex

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:17am

    Its a great show to watch while eating pretzels.

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:14pm

    Himym all the way! Oh, Ted mosby.

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:26am

    Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:05am

    This text just might be talking about my best friend....

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:57pm

    I see nothing wrong here.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:31pm

    That must suck to be you ha

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:10am

    5:22 - OP is "original poster"

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:08pm

    It's Neil Patrick Harris btw.... And if he would rather watch HIMYM instead of fuck you, it means you suck in bed.

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:43pm

    I think the point the OP was trying to make is that it was on TIVO, therefore he could have easily watched it another time. But, that show is fucking awesome and she should have stopped bitching and waited her turn.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:03pm

    Yeah, either you're ugly, and he's never had sex with you before, or you just suck at sex, or some mix of those two...

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:35pm

    Did she have a pineapple?

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:45pm

    Should have gone for the blow and show! Be more aggressive!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:31am

    neil patrick harris is the shit!

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:22am

    What does OP mean? I keep seeing it everywhere! HELLLLLP!

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:43pm

    How I Met Your Mother is awesome though...

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:47pm

    Lose some weight, and l2fuck.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:31am

    ? What's the problem?

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:34pm

    Maybe he just wanted to build up some stamina by snacking on pretzels.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:58pm

    Hey I would tape us fucking then watch it again!

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:43pm

    Great show! I'd only really feel bad if he was choosing a lame show over you.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:16pm

    Dude! That's a bad turn off! I wouldn't even want to screw him after that!

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:43am

    I agree an amazing show haha :)

  • 59 58
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 7, 11 at 3:17pm

    Is there any reason you couldn't do both?

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:53am

    Who the fuck even knows what sPr is?

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:11pm

    favorite tv show... acceptable depending on the girls looks... if shes mediocre and he's already getting it on the reg i'd go HIMYM

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:57pm

    he definitely likes it up the ass

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:58am

    I would love it if he was watching the episode about the 'sexless innkeeper' while making the texter a sexless innkeeper. That would be awesome.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:36am

    6:35 great reference! Legendary!

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:16pm

    Stupid fucking women u just got owned

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    its the worst show ever first season was decent after that it just became indescribably lame

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:40pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:58pm

    Your pussy probably stinks something fierce. Douche.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:07pm

    Hey tell him you want his big dick up your ass. See if he turns the tv off then. If not; give me a call!

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:29pm

    Thanks to this text, I just discovered that HIMYM season 4 came out on DVD a couple weeks ago. I, too, will not be sleeping with OP anytime soon.

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:29pm

    The chick from Canada??her name is robin.....and how I met your mother is the best damn show on earth!!! Relapse five!!!!! That's where we hive...then it's awkward for a minute....then we high five again!!!!!

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:21am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:04pm

    You probably just really suck. Or you're absolutely god-awful hideous. Or both.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32am

    Swarley your pretzel latte is ready.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:49am

    yeah, i knew the same when my ex decide to do a raid on WOW instead of me.

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:42am

    That is a great show though

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:45am

    hahahahaha i know a guy like that...granted he did have sex with me...so kinda sucks for you.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:10am

    maybe it's not going to "pan out" because you don't have enought sense to watch How I Met Your Mother WITH him. Awesome show.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:41pm

    (like) love that show... Definitely done that, and also fucked while watching the show!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:57am

    he'd rather fuk ur mother, get the hint already

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:57pm

    Don't get all butthurt about. That is a pretty good show. Give him another chance! Please!

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:01pm

    These are the things you keep to yourself.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:21pm

    I would to. It's the best show ever!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by frankyboy on Oct 15, 10 at 7:23pm

    Why not both?

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:57pm

    These pretzels... Wait for it... Are making me thirsty.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:27pm

    Fantastic show. Enough said.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:10am

    But it's such a good show.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:08pm

    It's an awesome show, I'd probably choose the tv over you too. Just wait until after it's done.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:14am

    Its an awesome show....even if you're incredibly hot its understandable

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:23pm

    That's a pretty good show ...

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:06pm

    Well it is a damn good show...

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:07pm

    maybe he was trying to hint something to you. that show has a lot of truths on relationships.

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:06pm

    What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick down your throat.

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:45pm

    he probably wants to butt fuck Michael Patrick Harris