Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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