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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 31, 11 at 5:37pm

    The regular sex and not having to work to get it is nice too.

  • Submitted by Phys on Oct 31, 11 at 5:03pm

    If that's really the only reason to have a boyfriend, getting a girlfriend might be worth a shot

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 4:52pm

    Lol, not sexy...plus you can "eat" applause through a straw...unless you aren't good at sucking, in which case you'd never keep a boyfriend...

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 6:19pm

      Bahahaha good catch skoot...my predictive text thinks apple sauce is "applause" worthy. I have a droid and use swype text...

  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 31, 11 at 6:04pm

    How do you feel about a feeding tube full of protein?

  • Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 31, 11 at 5:24pm

    you forget one thing. random hookups rarely lick puss.. if u are ok w that then u are ok.. cock alone can get boring

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    Submitted by txguy on Oct 31, 11 at 10:47pm

    Why do yall care about typos so much? I'm all for ripping someone apart when their grammar and style look like a 3rd grader wrote it, but honestly I just can't even imagine putting in the energy or giving a shit when someone misspells a word.... who gives a shit?

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 1, 11 at 1:13am

      Tee hee hee, "y'all."

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 1, 11 at 1:15am

        Not correcting you txguy, just tickled my funny bone.

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    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Oct 31, 11 at 4:24pm

    I can't think of a bigger turn-off..

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    Submitted by exosus on Nov 1, 11 at 3:35am

    Noncommital whore seeks desperate doormat. Must be incapable of self-regard.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 31, 11 at 11:36pm

    Wouldn't you want a boyfriend for sex, too? Unless you have an amazing vibrator.

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    Submitted by porksword on Nov 1, 11 at 8:56am

    @its meee, I comment on here only to amuse myself. The funny people to me are the ones who are compelled to post their dislike of a post, even funnier if they comment on a comment. I mean, how big of a stick do you think they have up their asssss?....

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    Submitted by tayacb on Nov 1, 11 at 2:25am

    Who the fuck eats applesauce when they are hungover? That is so weird. I don't know what you should eat... but I'm pretty sure it's not applesauce. I prefer a little coffee with vodka

  • Submitted by sexywetlovvaa on Oct 31, 11 at 8:51pm

    I just fucked someone I met on findhookupps.gu.ma

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 1, 11 at 3:32am

    Editable? It's a word. But definitely used in the wrong context here!

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    Submitted by skoot32 on Oct 31, 11 at 5:02pm

    Pretty sure you cant eat applause, dumbass. Dont people read what they wrote before they post?!

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 31, 11 at 5:40pm

      ok, text police...Ya've NEVER hit send, only to discover a typo afterwards?\nYanno what happened to the last perfect man to wall this planet.

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      Submitted by bl0nd_m0ment on Oct 31, 11 at 5:49pm

      Another case in point is skoot32 misspelled apple sauce in his own post... dumbass

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        Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Oct 31, 11 at 6:23pm

        I think you may have just had a bl0nd_m0ment, go back and read what he's referring to...dumbass

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 6:22pm

      Her girls he was mocking me...and he is right "applause" isn't editable but sometimes contagious...lol good catch good sir.

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 6:24pm

        Fuck, hey* dammit swype

  • Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Oct 31, 11 at 11:36pm

    Hahah porksword is the funniest guy on thus site!!!

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      Submitted by sssmarie on Nov 1, 11 at 1:29am

      Defffffinitely don't agree with that one...

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 1, 11 at 2:06am

        Who has your vote madam??