They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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