I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Randomize