I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you