Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.