how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?