Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.