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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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