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(614): View more from Ohio

So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...

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(614): So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date... http://tfl.nu/r091

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(301): View more from Maryland

i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.

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(301): i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir. http://tfl.nu/enui

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(619): View more from California

I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.

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(619): I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning. http://tfl.nu/8wyf

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(515): View more from Iowa

Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?

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(515): Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this? http://tfl.nu/woh0

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(585): View more from New York

when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood

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(585): when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood http://tfl.nu/vfy0

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.

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(816): I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs. http://tfl.nu/7j97

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(757): View more from Virginia

No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire

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(757): No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire http://tfl.nu/j9c5

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate

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(832): im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate http://tfl.nu/io2z

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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.

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(702): I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers. http://tfl.nu/kck1

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american

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(201): I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american http://tfl.nu/02ni

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(207): View more from Maine

Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.

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(207): Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask. http://tfl.nu/6wlk

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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.

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(206): Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year. http://tfl.nu/dota

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?

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(412): seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party? http://tfl.nu/4j0b

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(248): View more from Michigan

The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again

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(248): The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again http://tfl.nu/1sak

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(901): View more from Tennessee

You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury

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(901): You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury http://tfl.nu/7ksy

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