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    (775): View more from Nevada

    He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese

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    (760): View more from California

    Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.

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    (920): View more from Wisconsin

    Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.

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    (479): View more from Arkansas

    Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.

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    (701): View more from North Dakota

    I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.

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    (859): View more from Kentucky

    Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.

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    (408): View more from California

    I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed

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    (862): View more from New Jersey

    Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.

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    (414): View more from Wisconsin

    Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended

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    (571): View more from Virginia

    Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?

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    (787): View more from Puerto Rico

    The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life

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    (616): View more from Michigan

    I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now

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    (718): View more from New York

    We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas

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    (734): View more from Michigan

    When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.

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    (843): View more from South Carolina

    A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.

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