Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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