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(615): View more from Tennessee

I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.

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(615): I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn. http://tfl.nu/8jte

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.

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(321): Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up. http://tfl.nu/21lu

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(513): View more from Ohio

I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment

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(513): I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment http://tfl.nu/26yo

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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.

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(520): At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget. http://tfl.nu/wj00

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(954): View more from Florida

When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.

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(954): When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex. http://tfl.nu/36q6

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(305): View more from Florida

My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".

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(305): My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment". http://tfl.nu/9ut4

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You in for a dick vacation?

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YES, even though I have no idea what that means

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(619): You in for a dick vacation? (1-619): YES, even though I have no idea what that means http://tfl.nu/ak79

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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really

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(+44): although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really http://tfl.nu/kxvm

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(305): View more from Florida

If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party

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(305): If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party http://tfl.nu/141m

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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"

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(954): He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good" http://tfl.nu/rht4

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(631): View more from New York

are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?

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(631): are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ? http://tfl.nu/6snf

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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."

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(305): I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season." http://tfl.nu/ns3v

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.

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(306): it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do. http://tfl.nu/dtwv

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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat

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(978): Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat http://tfl.nu/tu1a

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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day

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(813): Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day http://tfl.nu/x25b

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