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(519): View more from Ontario

I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?

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(512): View more from Texas

I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.

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(314): View more from Missouri

On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

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(404): View more from Georgia

you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.

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