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  • Submitted by alienmonster on Sep 18, 11 at 3:28pm

    No Fuck you sir , Jack Daniels is a upstanding gentlemen that will treat you right if you do the same , Learn how to drink CuntFace

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    Submitted by Tyler9978 on Sep 19, 11 at 2:41am

    If satan lays eggs does that make him a "hot chick".

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    Submitted by cfrizzle87 on Sep 19, 11 at 5:30am

    Jack is the man satin doesn't even compare to Jack

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    Submitted by duncanswifetobe on Sep 18, 11 at 3:33pm

    I feel like a mystical unicorn has shat in my mouth after a night with jack.......

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    Submitted by EatingCheese on Sep 18, 11 at 3:32pm

    I don't know, I usually equate the feeling to God taking a dump on my soul, but that's just me

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    Submitted by faxoon on Sep 20, 11 at 11:04pm

    Everclear is worse. I felt like the devil himself was jammin out to death metal in my head.

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    Submitted by staygoldx on Sep 23, 11 at 11:29pm

    story of my life

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    Submitted by racer23 on Sep 19, 11 at 9:00am

    favorite drink

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    Submitted by TamiTaylor on Sep 19, 11 at 7:46am

    Woo! Jack is King!

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    Submitted by CapnArt on Sep 18, 11 at 5:14pm

    A "mystical unicorn"???!!!! What. The. Fuck.??? Pussy!!!