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(630): View more from Illinois

I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.

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(415): View more from California

Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby

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(614): View more from Ohio

I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.

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(941): View more from Florida

there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.

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(614): View more from Ohio

All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave

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