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(816): View more from Missouri

Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off

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(705): View more from Ontario

you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart

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