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(406): View more from Montana

Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry

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(718): View more from New York

this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.

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(845): View more from New York

We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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