Texts From Last Night · Maryjne's Favorites

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(937): View more from Ohio

love makes seman taste better

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(424): View more from California

I'd wear matching sweaters with you

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(269): View more from Michigan

I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.

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(941): View more from Florida

I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.

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(914): View more from New York

Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.

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(503): View more from Oregon

All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.

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(631): View more from New York

we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

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