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  • Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Dec 15, 11 at 3:46pm

    when you have the choice of having sex or eating a cupcake.. sometimes the cupcake wins

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 15, 11 at 3:54pm

    Epic and pathetic at the same time.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 15, 11 at 4:31pm

    sometimes you just wanna handle your business and nom on some cake and relax without drama..or in the words of that guy from robocop "bitches leave"

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      Submitted by Vindication on Dec 15, 11 at 5:37pm

      Clarence Boddicker for the win. Nice quote.

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 15, 11 at 5:43pm

        it was the greatest scene of the movie

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          Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 15, 11 at 10:27pm

          and almost 30 years later its still just as epic

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            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 1:03am

            it stands the test of time..unlike much of art or literature..

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 15, 11 at 3:37pm

    Ummm, so i will just assume that op is a guy and that his roomate brought chicks for himself, now that's when op walks out with no pants and a half chubby and cake and says, alright let's get this orgy started. Destiny will handle the rest.

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    Submitted by tlovell on Dec 15, 11 at 3:58pm

    I'm assuming OP is being sarcastic

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    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 15, 11 at 4:36pm

    Why not eat cake while fucking the girl he brought? He cock blocked you so dick stomp his ass

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    Submitted by Phys on Dec 15, 11 at 7:09pm

    Is this an ad for antidepressants?

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    Submitted by sarahannehall21 on Dec 16, 11 at 3:12am

    ummm... wtf? what is wrong with you?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 16, 11 at 11:11am

    I'll give this guy a break and guess he isn't over the ex.

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 3:28pm

    If OP is a man, I'm thinking he must be playing for the other team.

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    Submitted by justwalkonby on Dec 17, 11 at 1:27am

    Op could always be another girl. We masturbate too you know.

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    Submitted by devil_pup on Dec 16, 11 at 2:30am

    That guy gets friend of the year award. So quit bitchin like a little girl and go stick your handle in some warm place where it doesn't come out the other end.

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    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Dec 16, 11 at 3:26am

    How does no one get that OP is making a joke?

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    Submitted by slaesar on Dec 15, 11 at 7:14pm

    So here's a math question: how many girls does it take to get you off? Answer: apparently 0

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 1:28am

      what if you like the dick? eh mathwizard?

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 5:42pm

    Have some pie and let someone help instead.