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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:30pm

    First!!111oNEoneoneone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:15am

    If you take a shower w/ Bea Arthur is that considered a "Golden Shower?"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:24am

    HAHA Golden Girls. Nice. Drugs are FANTASTIC sometimes. =] If it wasn't for drugs, this site wouldn't be NEARLY as funny. The texts are mostly replies to an original message which probably goes like this- "I think I dropped 4 last night, and then drank a goon bag- at least that's how much I remember, what happened AFTER that, and when did I get a fucking tattoo?" And then the designated sober-ISH friend replies, and there you have 70% of all entries.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:21pm

    hahahaha. thats funny... 9:48 most people at least know what the fuck gg IS, doesnt mean they watch it. thats why people can appreciate this

  • 83 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:37am

    K town chicks are easier than breathing! fucking whores!! :)

  • 87 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:31am

    fuck you 10:48. golden girls is classic television asshole.

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:02am

    Mizzou cheerleaders?

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    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 12:39am

    I insist that my friends and I will be the Golden Girls... Except without ex or deceased husbands- basically spinster-cougars that bond in the kitchen... Likely not over cheesecake. :)

  • 85 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:27am

    So you're essentially fat druggies that no one gives a crap about? Got it.

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:35pm

    I will ban you from tfln, drugs are bad mmk and you noobs need to learn how to be independant

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:53am

    yes that is definitely considered a golden shower i cant believe you would even need to ask that

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:20am

    haha golden girls like the k town cheerleader/dance things maybe?

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:08am

    10:26 John lajioe ftw!!!

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:52am

    Druggies with vaginas like wizard sleeves. Sounds like a good time.

  • 83 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:38pm

    r u old like the golden girls because that would make this amazingly hilarious

  • 68 68
    Submitted by KMK420 on Mar 6, 10 at 10:53pm

    <3

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:41pm

    gg=coke. love itttttttttt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:46am

    So u guys r the " golden whores " easy as pie !!

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:08am

    If you're in the Kansas City area, just grab some Cheesecake Factory. Problem solved.

  • 77 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:41pm

    I was actually watching golden girls while I read this. I watch it while I clean.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:19pm

    drugs helped me more then any person could have.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:48pm

    no one who goes on TFLN watches the golden girls, get this shit outta here

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:25pm

    ^^^^^ :D and i love this. I have def been quoted saying something such as this as well. But which one are you? Dorothy, Blanche or Rose?

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    Submitted by thatonekid13 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:24pm

    208: your my hero