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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks

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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."

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Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!

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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.

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