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  I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u

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• I wish I had a penis, JUST so I could use that line.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:23pm

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• thats halarious. I just stole this and sent it to my brother

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:04pm

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• If you're low on funds, just use the first couple inches...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:46pm

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• On a scale of one to not funny, fuck you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:09pm

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• I should not have laughed at that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:12pm

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• need some ICE for that BURN??? Makes me nostalgic about That 70's Show

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:24am

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• this joke has been around FOREVER... it is a classic though

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:11pm

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• if i had a dick i could use this on so many guys!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:55pm

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• hahaah this is funyyy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:40pm

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• wow, sounds just like a uofm kid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:43am

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• lol that;ll go down in history

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:23pm

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