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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:23pm

    I wish I had a penis, JUST so I could use that line.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:04pm

    thats halarious. I just stole this and sent it to my brother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:46pm

    If you're low on funds, just use the first couple inches...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:12pm

    I should not have laughed at that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:09pm

    On a scale of one to not funny, fuck you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:11pm

    this joke has been around FOREVER... it is a classic though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:55pm

    if i had a dick i could use this on so many guys!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:43am

    wow, sounds just like a uofm kid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:23pm

    lol that;ll go down in history

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:24am

    need some ICE for that BURN??? Makes me nostalgic about That 70's Show

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:40pm

    hahaah this is funyyy