All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
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i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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