what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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