Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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