I don't smoke pot, but I would rather smoke pot than smoke a human baby. Though, if you do both, you can eat the smoked baby when you get the munchies.
12:16, what's it to you if someone chooses to smoke weed instead of doing some vague "productive" thing? It doesn't affect you. Live and let live, man.
i don't even smoke and i love pot more than babies. kids are not for everyone AT ALL. so who gives a fuck that this person declared that it isnt for them.
a couple close friends of mine are potheads and are majoring in mechanical engineering. they are excelling and interning somewhere, cant remember where. i am a pothead too, and have always kept my job until this damn economy. if Cash for Clunkers went into affect 2 weeks earlier, i wouldnt have been laid off.
i am definitely not suprised this came from fort worth area. i know quite a few people that could have sent this text haha. 12:01 i grew up on the south/southwest side where all the rich suburban weed smokers are from but colleyville aint bad at all
1:10, this is not 1:07, but tell me... what reasons would a pothead need to go to a hospital/doctor that are directly linked to pot? incase you ignored the other posts, marijuana is also prescribed legally in several states for various reasons.
12:57, thanks for the honesty. I'll try to remember that when my "ignorant" self trys to pick up your sorry butt off the curb:] i'm not 12:45 by the way...just another "upstanding citizen".
think about it people. why would someone who said this seriously have been okay with their friend posting this on this website, which is meant to take HUMOROUS texts out of context and showcase them to the world? they wouldn't, hence the conclusion that this text is probably not, in any way, a medical or mental case...
I just wanted to say that I like to smoke pot, drink, and fuck- the three main topics on this website. Out of those 3, I am definitely the most productive when I smoke. Stop hating.
Oh, and I love babies too, but I've often said that I love my laptop more than I could ever love a child. Does that make me addicted to my laptop? Do I need to go to rehab? Nooo, cause it's a joke. :p
stop taking these texts so seriously jesus
and stop it with the 'people need to go to rehab'
i blaze a lot. on a daily basis. but it's not too important to me.
i get straight A's without paying attention. what now bitch?
stu and go make some babies since you love them so much
sucks if you can't raise them properly...since they're soooo important
No one says drinking is better 5:20!!! Who the heck said that?? No one. Stop making up arguments so we can all hear your stupid speech no one cares about.
people..really...you can't take a little joke? i highly doubt this person, if put in the situation, would choose weed over their own child. not everyone likes children, but people can change dramatically when needed. and besides, i'm sure this person was high when they texted this, so of course they would say something stupid like that. take a chill pill, relax, and laugh. seriously...
12:45.... that argument is so full of fallacies I don't even know where to begin, your ignorance is humorous. I love how no one seems to mind all of the drunk texts of people waking up in their own vomit and fucking strangers, but mention pot and all hell breaks lose.
I guess all of us that partake in a little weed need to buckle down and do something productive, you know, like all of these upstanding citizens who produce anonymous rants here.
this is an outrage! someone needs to- i can't, i can't breathe- someone needs to report this person to the authorities. they are a drug addict and a baby hater and it's the end of the world. i don't feel safe anymore. i don't feel safe. someone stop this animal from..........omigosh wait what? it's a lighthearted text? he's just exaggerating?
not good enough. i h8 laughing.
Who says pot smokers aren't productive? I am currently working at getting two science degrees in four years, and I get straight A's. STFU. Don't like weed, don't smoke it. Peace.
I have a full time job and go to school full time as well, if i want to go home and relax and enjoy a bowl i don't see any difference in that and smoking a cigarette and as for all you assholes, i don' t think sitting on here screaming at everyone else about they're OWN life is very "productive".
Haha actually it does affect us all, man. When we have to pay for YOUR medical bills when your dumb ass is on the street because you can't hold down a job.
I'd rather have a stick stuck up there if it keeps my head straight.
haters keep on hatin, \npeople are going to smoke pot wether you want them too or not.\nit doesnt make us any less of a person, just like you not smoking doesn't make you any better. \nand FYI, don't need rehab for the herb dude.
Hm.... it would be really hard to judge someone for smoking weed, when no one is perfect!! And if people choose to spend money on weed, I'd say that is their business. As for those who do not smoke, maybe it would be best to put the judgmental part aside and look more towards the enjoyable part, and finding humor instead of criticism in the crazy texts that people send. I think that's what this website is about anyways!
if people are looking at this website and are dissing every text... why the fuck do you even look at the website? if shit like this isnt funny to you then find something better to do... because personally, i one hundred percent agree and love this texttt hahaha weed over kids in a million years!
fuck yeaaaaaa. smoke that sticky icky. now suck my over sized cock, haters. hahaha. i love it when ppl get pissed on this site, it makes me pop a boner
Yeah, I never really understood this stuff. Personally, I would never want to slow myself down and hurt myself. I like my health. And when I look good when I'm like 50, then it'll all be worth it, hahah. :)
And do you really think pot heads go into hospitals and have higher medical bills than the average drinker or cigarette smoker? A marajuana smoker is probably more likely to pay for YOUR medical bill when you get into a car accident or pass a kidney stone than you are to pay for THEIR medical bill for coughing a wheezing.
Haha, this is a stupid argument, first and foremost, most of you are of African American descent because your ability to spell is that of a small mentally handicapped Ethiopian. Secondly, if someone can afford to smoke some tree then a lot of the time they are not that poor. Thirdly, if you are spending your time writing on this wall telling people to be productive with their time, you should shoot yourself in the head multiple times with an 8-gauge shotgun.
I think the main problem with pot is that its a gateway drug. I dunno about you but had I never smoked weed, then I know I would never done coke or oxycontin or acid or x or speed, etc. I had to quit all that shit.
And it made me lazy. Not sayin that you can't smoke weed and maintain, but for me it became a problem. Weed isn't really the greatest thing in the world though. It doesnt make you a better person.
4:51....really? Everyone else is self righteous? You hypocrite. Potheads don't do any harm at all? Really? I lost a friend to someone who smoked too much pot before he decided to drive. That's damage enough for me. But you know what? Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.
damn pot heads need to get a life. whats the reason for smoking? to be happy? well how about you be happy that your even alive. im not trying to be all hippie like but this is just my opinion.
fuck yeaaaaaa. smoke that sticky icky. now suck my over sized cock, haters. hahaha. i love it when ppl get pissed on this site, it makes me pop a boner
hey August 8, 12:16AM and 12:45AM - I'm a fucking "pot head" and you wanna know what productive thing I do with the world? Oh, I do fucking stem cell research and try to rid the world of AIDS, cancer, and Parkinson's Disease. That's not productive? What the fuck do you do? Work at Wal-mart? Cause that's "holding down a job." Maybe you should go smoke some herb and try to do something productive.
Haha, this is a stupid argument, first and foremost, most of you are of African American descent because your ability to spell is that of a small mentally handicapped Ethiopian. Secondly, if someone can afford to smoke some tree then a lot of the time they are not that poor. Thirdly, if you are spending your time writing on this wall telling people to be productive with their time, you should shoot yourself in the head multiple times with an 8-gauge shotgun.
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