The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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