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  • 78 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:12pm

    Hhaha let's see if that works.. Probably won't sorry

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:45am

    oh yeah and i'm a girl not a guy

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:34pm

    Superglue it below your belly button :D

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:17pm

    What the hell are you guys talking about? No one will think it's pathetic..they will think it's funny. And I bet he gets mad kisses. E for effort

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:19pm

    Somebodys gonna get some kissin;)

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:51pm

    Yeahhh, way to rep the 727

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:05pm

    this is exactly what i was thinking haha -dd

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:25pm

    People will just look at you like a dickhead. DICKHEAD!

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:21am

    Try your belt buckle instead!!!

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:49pm

    Haha I give props actually... I'm a chick... I would probably just laugh and kiss the desperate bastard!!

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:03pm

    Youll get mad fun of. This is a dumb fucking question. That's like asking what'll happen if I glue a suck my dick sign to my bellybutton. You suck at life.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:02pm

    Great idea for free kisses!

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:07pm

    Hot glue it to your dick and see what happens

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:13pm

    12:21 is amazing... I need to try that or maybe both

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:37pm

    you'll never be able to get that glue off

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:12pm

    I'm sure the op is joking. This is pretty funny

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:54pm

    Ha thats funny. I'm a girl and I would totally kiss him.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:52am

    please use superglue

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:41pm

    hahaha bet i know who this loser is.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:36pm

    For the present: Good luck? For the future: Use nail polish remover or something else with acetone to remove superglue.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:25pm

    Super glue your dick to a pole and see what happens

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:10pm

    It'd work for me...unless there's a girl beside me that's 6ft plus

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:38pm

    9:53 fuck yes you are a genious

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:19am

    hah Im a 727er mhua me

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:10pm

    such an epic fail it's almost a win

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:16am

    I really want to know who this is, 727er. I'd give tons of kisses for that. Muah!

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:05am

    LAME! wouldn't even work, you have to technically be UNDER the mistletoe to get kissed. So they'd already be trying to kiss you before it worked.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:37pm

    probably less than average.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:42am

    haha i'm the one that texted this to a friend from college, i was drunk and DEFINITELY kidding, chill tfln fanatics

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:43pm

    in soviet russia mistletoe glues you!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:14pm

    Dang it! Why did I think of that.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:05pm

    What'll happen is everyone will think you are pathetic and can't get a girl/guy on your own lol.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:40pm

    @703 texts while intoxicated

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:49pm

    hahaha 7:01 is funny

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 19, 11 at 12:01pm

    You guys are lonely jerks making fun of him. I would find it hilarious (and creative), and would definitely kiss him. xD

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:40am

    What a rip this same text was on twi.... Lame!