I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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